Also make sure you have a storage of spinach handy to keep that greenery viewable in your teeth. To be ultra special and be recognized as a karaoke star it is recommended that you lick in between your toes and chant Buddhist prayers for long life in Dutch whilst doing this you must, MUST smile at your audience and swing your hips, also award a few winks. Whilst doing this you can also make moose noises if you want to gain brownie points for being clever. To actually do it you have to inhale and exhale loudly and rub your rear against a pole causing friction with the loose straws.
#JAPANESE KARAOKE COLORADO SKIN#
This includes a fluffy skin tight leotard with straws hanging out the rear and of course a pimp stick. To perform karaoke you need to a certain dress code. The most famous Karaoke-fighter in the world until he died, J.R.
However, was quickly turned into a method of torture in subsequent conflict situations. Karaoke is the ancient, traditional, revered Japanese art of singing crappily while intoxicated or sometimes not into a microphone while reading lines to songs off tempo and laughing sometimes messing up the timing while smiling and waving at your friends or being completely serious about it so serious that you try out for American Idol only to have your dreams shattered by Simon so badly that you commit suicide the next day saying "You made a big fucking mistake, you asshole! Goodbye, cruel world!"Īs with many inventions, karaoke was originally intended for purely scientific uses. It is a way for people who would otherwise stand glassy-eyed on stage in front of complete and total strangers and merely provide them with entertainment over how petrified they are to instead use a "microphone" to annoy and audibly harm those same strangers by "singing" into the microphone over specially recorded musical arrangements of "popular" songs.
Before we get into what Karaoke is, why don't we talk a little about what it isn't? Karaoke is not:
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